Mount Hebra Times

"Only tyrants try to be great."

May 2024 Edition

News

News Article 1

VASING: The Toxic Fad

News Article 2

PRINCESS KIDNAPPING: Agahnim Addresses Nation

News Article 3

GANON: "Amiibos are Straight-Up Unfair"

News Article 4

Ancient Scroll: Tingle is Goddess of Time

News Article 5

Bottle Industry Still Affected by Sand Shortage

News Article 6

Hero Charged With Arson After Din's Fire Debacle

News Article 7

Who are Them? The Truth EXPOSED!

News Article 8

The Science of Cucco Spawns

Culture

Culture Article 1

Bathing in Spirit Springs: Is it Rude?

Culture Article 2

Puzzle Locks Banned in New Homes

Culture Article 3

Bokoblins: Pioneers of the Wild

Culture Article 4

Non-Alcoholic Milk: Will it Ever Catch On?

Culture Article 5

Stalfosized Family Members: Finding Acceptance

Culture Article 6

The Power of Gold: The Perils of Triforce Wishing

Culture Article 7

Life Under a Tree: A Closer Look

Culture Article 8

Gerudo Dignitaries Visit Zora's Domain

Opinion

Opinion Article 1

An Open Letter to the Hero of the Wild

Opinion Article 2

Technology Angers the Goddesses

Opinion Article 3

The Need for Biggoron-Accessible Housing

Opinion Article 4

Vote-ist Conspiracy Theories Undermine Our Monarchy

Opinion Article 5

Mushroom Collectors Should Unionize

Opinion Article 6

Everyone Should Have Access to the Hammer Realm

Opinion Article 7

Stop Kidnapping Fairies!

Opinion Article 8

The Ethics of Sun Song Spamming